You’re having a lovely time on holiday, and then you remember: gifts! There’s your mates at work, the dog walker, the neighbour that watered your plants…
I’m here to tell you there’s much better things to be had outside of those souvenir shops. Though don’t classify the gift shops in museums and galleries with those places that sell name fridge magnets and mugs. Leave yourself some extra time at the end of museum and gallery visits to thoroughly check the shop – there’s often some beautiful and unique things to be had, and their sales support these organizations.
You probably would still like to pick up a few little things. The best, and cheapest, place to get German souvenirs that are actually good? The grocery store.
Look for a big grocery store, and inside you will find a section of local products, often labelled as ‘aus deiner Region’. REWE (pronounced RAY-va) is one of the big grocery store chains in Germany, and I’m using them as an example because I know they have a well-marked local products section. Some shelf-stable things to consider bringing home:
Germans are big on their mustard, and there are many kinds. They also package mustard in these beautiful metal tubes with interesting labels. ‘Mild’ is self-explanatory, but ‘scharf’ means spicy, so choose accordingly. The mustard is in its own aisle with mayonnaise, and mustard in German is ‘senf’, it is usually on the signs because it is that important!
Each region has their own liquor, and they are often in a small bottle so they shouldn’t trigger any duty charges. In the south, there’s lots of Kirsche (cherry) flavoured ones. This should be in the regional section.
Germany claims the invention of the gummi bear, and the Haribo brand of gummified candies are from Bonn. There are special gummi bear shops where you can get flavours like pilsner and mulled wine, but even the average grocery store selection of Haribo will blow your mind.
Ah Germany, the land of Liebniz cookies. The Liebniz-Keks have been in production since 1891, and are available in the cookie aisle of any grocery store. They are quite plain, so you may want to go for the Kakaokeks, the ones with chocolate on one side. There are bags of mini ones as well.
Not generally found in the grocery store but worth keeping an eye out for in your travels…
Bicycle seat covers
The strangest places sell these things, often they are mounted on a piece of cardboard and look almost like shower caps, labelled ‘sattleschutz’. These keep your seat dry when you have to leave your bike out in the rain, and anything is better than a plastic bag. I brought a colourful polka dot one home from Germany once, and I must have been asked about it 300 times.
Cloth and reusable shopping bags
Germans have taken the minimization of plastic bags seriously, and there are reusable bags for sale everywhere. Some are bog standard and ugly, but there are plenty of nicer ones. The department store Galeria Kaufhof often have some nice city-themed ones by the cash desks.
Wooden Christmas decorations
This is a bit tougher, as there are lots of crap ones. However, if you happen to be visiting around or during Christmas, there will be markets everywhere and always at least three stalls selling them. These are really worth checking out, because the craftsmanship can be incredible, and the prices very reasonable. If you’re in Heidelberg or Rothenburg ob der Tauber, the Käthe Wolfheart shops are your year-round Christmas wonderland.
If you have kids to bring things back for, or your own kids want something, try and hold them off until you can get to a proper toy store. The amount of beautiful wood toys makes my heart hurt every time I go in these stores. Beautiful ball runs, smoothly running little cars, jaunty little horses and people. It’s so worth going into one of these places, even if you don’t have kids to buy for, to be honest.
Finally… don’t buy a cuckoo clock unless you have at least €300 earmarked for the purpose, have done some research, and plan to ship it back. Take a video of one in a shop instead.